Grab a claw, baby
I know a girl, she’s gotta floss, she’s gluten-free, but I got sauce
And I’m a gentleman, so without a pause, I brought her a case of claws, let’s drink ’em
Black cherry and lemonade, the mango, I’ve got every kind of claw, which one you want?
Oh, whiskey it’s just not for me, tequila makes it hard to see it all, so when you call
So fucking hot, baby, let’s have a claw
Let’s hear it for the Boslets, have a round of applause for the man who’s doing all he can for what a woman wants
Oh, he likes to think I’m broken ’cause it makes him feel important, and he gives anything to save me
Oh, he thinks I’m his baby
I’m down to love or leave him, but I think you just outbreed him
Besides, all my friends love him, and so do their mothers
Because, he brought the claws
Oh, I brought ’em, baby
Black cherry and lemonade, the mango, I’ve got every kind of claw, which one you want? (Which one you want?)
Oh, whiskey it’s just not for me, tequila makes it hard to see it all, so when you call (So when you call)
So fucking hot, baby, let’s have a claw
She’s reasoning divorce, then she likes menaces and forces
Oh, I risk my freedom for it, got me dodging law enforcement
She’s in love with me, but I’m in love with tweaking
Weekday she’s at work so we get wasted on the weekend
Said she’s dairy-free, but I always catch her cheesing
And he might just have the claw, but he’s never going vegan
Not at all, but when I call (But when she calls)
Black cherry and lemonade, the mango, I’ve got every kind of claw, which one you want? (Which one you want?)
Oh, whiskey it’s just not for me, tequila makes it hard to see it all
I can’t see it all, so when he calls
So fucking hot (So when he calls), baby, let’s have a claw
