here i go

Here I Go

Feat. Charli xcx

There’s been something on my mind for a long time
A special passion of mine, I do it every chance that I find
So next time you walk past and throw away your trash, I’ll pick up the phone
And then do what I do best

Now here I go
I’m reportin’ you to the cops
Fills me with delight
And here I go
I’m reportin’ you to the cops
And all my neighbors think I’m right

I’ve been itchin’ to do some snitchin’
I’m in my kitchen listenin’ to my conditionin’
And then pickin’ up that phone, ooh-oh
And I know you’re not supposed to do this anymore
But does it help to know that who I snitched on was white? (White, white, white)
And now that that’s cleared up, we can all relax
And enjoy this incredible song
About calling the pigs on this motherfucker on my lawn (Woah)
It’s called having a cake and eating it too
I baked the cake and I ate the cake
Say, “Hell, yeah, motherfucker, hell, yeah”
Hell, yeah, motherfucker, hell, yeah

Now here I go
I’m reportin’ you to the cops
I’m calling the pigs on a fellow white
And here I go
I’m reportin’ you to the cops
Gonna sleep like a baby tonight
Now make way for my wife

Now, hold up, wait a minute
‘Cause I’m about to snitch like I invented it
They gonna roll up any minute
I payed my motherfuckin’ taxes now I’m cashing in on every penny
Piggy, piggy, Babe in the City
When I smell bacon, always makes me feel giddy
I literally dare you to park within two centimeters of my driveway, bitch

In this crazy world, I can’t believe I found someone like you
Who shows love the way we do
By calling the cops, instead of sex, huh
When I grab my binocular-os
I see you through them and my eyes narrow
On my front lawn, I saw you lookin’
Have fun at central booking

Now here I go
I’m reportin’ you to the cops (Cop, the cop, yeah, the copitty-cops, the fucking pigs, yeah, the copitty-cops)
And it feels so good
And then I walk outside like, “What’s going on?” (Here I go)
But everyone’s gonna know it was me (I’m reportin’ you to the cops)
But they can’t say shit ’cause I’ll deny it
And I reported it anonymously
Now here I go
I’m reportin’ you to the cops
But you better believe I’ll show up for that court date, yeah
‘Cause I got one small corner and it’s mine to defend (Here I go)
So I will do my duty and call it in (I’m reportin’ you to the cops)
Oh, hell, yeah, motherfucker, oh

The Lonely Island

The Lonely Island is a comedy music group formed by Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, and Jorma Taccone. Known for parody songs blending humor with catchy tunes, they gained fame on Saturday Night Live with hits like “I’m on a Boat”... Read more about The Lonely Island

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