Hello? Ayy, Shonda
Doc, what you want?
Right now, my weed has been taken
Ah, nigga
What’s your girl name, Tisha?
Yeah, Tisha
Put her on the goddamn phone
Nigga hold on; Tisha, he wanna talk to you
Hello?
I don’t know who you are
And I damn sure don’t know what the fuck you was doing snooping around my room and shit
And if you were looking for a safe, I could tell you right now, bitch, I don’t have money
But what I do have is a particular set of ass whooping skills
Ass whoopings Doc been giving out to people for a very long period of my career
Ass whoopings that’ll make me a nightmare to people like you
Nigga, I seen you put your
Nah, nah, hold up, bitch
Now, if you bring back my weed that you stole, that’d be the end of it
I will not look for you, nor will I hunt your ass down
But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you
And bitch, I will kill you
Nigga, you put your weed in the shoe under the bed tryna hide it from us and shit
That’s right
Nah girl, I looked under the goddamn bed in my shoe, I ain’t s—
Oh, oh. [*laughs*] Oh shit, you was right, it was in my shoe
Nigga, fuck you