If My Friends Could See Me Now

If they could see me now
That little gang of mine
I’m lookin’ at your smile, and it’s a healthy sign
I’d like those stumble bumps to see for a fact
The kind of top-draw, first-rate charm I attract

All I can say is “Wow”
Just look at where I am
Tonight I’ve landed, pow
Right in a pot of jam

What a setup, holy cow
They’d never believe it
If my friends could see me now

If they could see me now
That little dusty group
Traipsin’ round this million-dollar chicken coop
You’re rubbin’ elbows with the cream of the crop
Whoever said there ain’t no room at the top

Do-do-do-do, do-bada-be
Bidi-da, bada-be
Be-be-be-be, da-da-da-day, day
Zam-zam-zam, ziri-riri-ziri-waop
Ziri-riri
De-de-de-de

To think this famous man
Which I must say is he
Should pick an unknown gal
Which there’s no doubt is me

What a setup, wow, holy cow
They’ll never believe it
If my friends could see me
If they all could see me
If my friends could see me now

Take a look at me now
Take a look at me now
Take a look at me now