I’m Not Moving

I’m not going.
I kill every last one of you.
I mean it.
I’m clever.
I’m smart.
I see what you’re doing.
I’ve got eyes.
No, I won’t go.
Call the police.
Call security.
They can’t carry me.
I’ve been here for too long.
Hey, if you try to love me with starbucks, anything I want, you’re gonna show me instead.
But I know all the tricks in the park.

I’m not moving.
I’m not moving.
I’m not moving.
I’m not moving.

I’m gonna sit right here.
I’m gonna scream and shout.
I’m gonna make myself hoarse as I order you about.
I may be small, but I’m mighty.
You may be much older, but still I rule you.
Everybody on the planet is scared of me
and I like the power it brings

And I’m not moving.
I’m not moving.
I’m not moving.
I’m not moving.

I’m gonna lay on the floor.
I’m gonna kick my legs.
If you want me out of here, come and take my friend. Cause I’m not moving. I’m not moving.

I’m an intellectual.
I’m an manipulator.
I have the body of a child and the mind of a genius. Make me move.
I’m not going.
I’ll kill every last one of you up in here.

And I’m not moving.
I’m not moving.
I’m not moving.
I’m not moving.
I’m not moving

What you think?
No way.
I’m not going.
You can leave me.
I’m staying right here.
I’m staying right here.
I’m staying right here.
I’m staying right here.

And I’m not moving.
I’m not moving.
I’m not moving.
I’m not moving.
I’m not moving.
I’m not moving.
I’m not moving.
I’m not moving.