See me, he gets a semi
Love me, calls me “young demi”
Yes, he’s packing, it’s heavy
Big meat like a deli
Allure, my love, hello, I’m back from tour
Black-haired and straight, I’m the young Demi Moore
Closer to my power by the hour, my glamour
He turns into an athlete if we make love, parkour
I get naughty if he plays Paramore
I’m his little rocker, his hardcore rarity
I’ve lost it all, but I don’t lose my decorum
It’s inconvenient, still true, Al Gore
Waiting on my man
He’s gonna fuck me into oblivion
My “slut” tattoo excites him,
That shit turns me on
I hit high notes like Celine Dion
Yes, he’s big but I can take it, I’m a champion
Want a little touch-up, I go with Jedet, drop by Bayón
I don’t eat Johns anymore, and you’re Papa John’s
We caught you cruising with no pants on
Caught taking dick, going on and on
Okay, anything goes, we get wild
I explode as a big woman, they turn Neanderthal
They get their wires crossed, the dog in them comes out
They reverse if they fall victim to my woes
Psst, psst… We be making tapes
If they leak, I know it was you
Hey, you can’t stand me, yet you’re crazy about my attitude
You’re not into healthy shit, you want what’s bad for you
Her pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola, I’m Mountain Dew
Allure, my love, hello, I’m back from tour
Black-haired and straight, I’m the young Demi Moore
Closer to my power by the hour, my glamour
He turns into an athlete if we make love, parkour
I get naughty if he plays Paramore
I’m his little rocker, his hardcore rarity
I’ve lost it all, but I don’t lose my decorum
It’s inconvenient, still true, Al Gore
See me, he gets a semi
Love me, calls me “young demi”
Yes, he’s packing, it’s heavy
Big meat like a deli
Love me, calls me “young demi”
Yes, he’s packing, it’s heavy, big meat like a deli