I’d probably need half my life just to get over you
And until I can trust someone again, I’ll surely be arrested three times
Even my doctor and his kids know your name so well
Because you were my first love, and you’re the last one too
But whatever
(Uh-uh, uh-uh) But whatever
(Uh-uh, uh-uh) And you’re the last one too
So obvious once again
I see a woman with your eyes and I miss you
My friends all just find it funny now
It’s crazy that you don’t even notice
I’m singing songs outside your window way too loud
I hope your landlord kicks you out
Yeah, I hope it happens, ‘cause then you can crash at my place
Hey, I’ll even sleep on the couch
And I sit alone at a table for two
I drink my glass first, then yours
I’d probably need half my life just to get over you
And until I can trust someone again, I’ll surely be arrested three times
Even my doctor and his kids know your name so well
Because you were my first love, and you’re the last one too
But whatever
(Uh-uh, uh-uh) But whatever
(Uh-uh, uh-uh) And you’re the last one too
I’ll steal a plane, write your name in the sky
But land on a deserted island
And build me a lighthouse so you can find me here, hmm-yeah
I’ve gambled away my jackpot
While everyone else is getting married in Vegas
The other day I was near you
I’m still connected to the Wi-Fi (Hey-yeah)
And I sit alone at a table for two
I drink my glass first, then yours
I’d probably need half my life just to get over you
And until I can trust someone again, I’ll surely be arrested three times
Even my doctor and his kids know your name so well
Because you were my first love, and you’re the last one too
But whatever
(Uh-uh, uh-uh) But whatever
(Uh-uh, uh-uh) And you’re the last one too
Even my doctor and his kids know your name so well
Because you were my first love, and you’re the last one too (Uh-uh)