Mom knows every scary story there is
And can make a lock out of cardboard (Oh-oh)
She loves molding clay with me
And often changes her phone number (Oh-oh)
She always splits the chocolate in half (Ah)
Or even gives it all up if necessary
Mom often runs off for errands (Ah)
And disappears at night, because
Mom has a secret (Oh-oh, ah)
Mom has a secret (Oh-oh, ah)
She taught me to play dominoes
Fixed the wheel on my scooter (Ah)
And stood in the cold near the Kremlin
With an indecent and suggestive poster (Ah)
My mom can’t go to Chechnya
And she doesn’t joke bad jokes at grandma’s (Ah)
But you can’t put my mom in jail
Because I’m still just a little one
Oh-oh-oh, mom has a secret
Mom has a secret
Mom has…
Oh-oh-ah
Mom has a secret
Mom has a secret
She’s already got so many things on her plate
The neighbor counted long ago and looks askance (Ah)
Because on a forbidden social network
She posts naughty videos (Ah)
I watch from the window, she’ll be back soon
And she’ll bring me hematogen from the pharmacy (Ah)
My mom won’t shed a tear
Even if someone pours pepper vodka in her eyes
Mom has a secret (Oh-oh, ah)
Mom has a secret (Oh-oh, ah)
My mom is cooler than anyone in the world, but
Sometimes I can’t sleep for a long time
I’m afraid a dragon might eat her
And put my backpack in its belly, and her baseball cap
Then I’ll become huge, right along with the house
And with a sword I’ll open its belly like a clasp (Oh-oh, ah)
I’ll tell it, “Don’t do that, dragon”
And carry her back home in my palm (Oh-oh)
Oh-oh-oh, mom has a secret
Mom has a secret
Mom has…
Oh-oh-ah (Hey, hey, hey)
Oh-oh-oh, mom has a secret (Ah)
Mom has a secret (Ah)
Mom has… (Ah)
Oh-oh-ah
Mom has a secret (Oh-oh, ah)
Mom has a secret (Oh-oh, ah)
Mom has a secret (Oh-oh, ah)
Mom has a secret (Oh-oh, ah)
Mom has a secret (Oh-oh, ah)
Mom has a secret