Кис Кис Кис English Translation Lyrics by Монеточка
Hey, what’s up? Jump in the car, baby, don’t worry
Auntie won’t harm the boy, don’t fret (No, no, no)
Mom asked me to bring her a son-in-law
But I’m kidding. What, you don’t get it, buddy?
Let’s swing by the car wash, hop into the car (Shh-shh-shh)
Why are you walking around with your fly open then?
Don’t stress out Auntie, or else she’ll go crazy
Auntie has her cycle every month, she’s a heroine
She drinks “No-Shpa” and bites the pillow
Well, guys like you won’t understand, you’re all half-naked
Playing ball among similarly half-naked folks
Catching fish as if there were none left in the store
But it’s easy for me, I’ll play along, darling, you’re the hero
It’s nothing to me, but I’m so happy, buddy
I’d find a clean-cut, homely guy
Who could handle himself like Zapashny in a brawl
With white teeth and abs like Gosling
Big and better from Yekaterinburg, like Roizman
But all that’s left are flings and suckers, imagine!
But you’re not like the other guys
Kitty, kiss-kiss-kiss, come to me
I love fluffy and slightly prickly ones
Why are you sitting alone? Why are you whining?
Lock goes down-down, or else I’ll smack you
Kitty, kiss-kiss-kiss, come to me
I love fluffy and slightly prickly ones
Why are you sitting alone? Why are you whining?
Lock goes down-down, or else I’ll smack you
See that cute little logo around the corner? (Yeah)
Since I was eight, I’ve been running the show with my sisters
Cuticles, lashes, laser, haircuts
First, it’s sisters, then darkness, and then intrigue
Now, by the way, I’ll be pushing something like a spa
You probably won’t understand, never been to such places
But the competition is tough, only one out of a hundred will survive
In short, business isn’t just for men for no reason
Why are you getting upset? Nature decided it, come on
You’re not as dumb as them, be wiser, look deeper
It’s time to activate your brain and become a father and a husband
A couple more years and you’ll be useless to anyone
Why are you yelling? Is your testosterone low?
Remember a bit now, who you owe respect to, shell
How much I invested in you, at least for gas money —
And you turned out to be a devil, come on, buddy, let’s stop
Only dad and friends are worthy of love
Well, not dad’s friends and not friends’ dads (Yo)
I’ll be running around this circle forever
Flooring the pedal and putting the arrogant ones in their place
Kitty, kiss-kiss-kiss, come to me
I love fluffy and slightly prickly ones
Why are you sitting alone? Why are you whining?
Lock goes down-down, or else I’ll smack you
Kitty, kiss-kiss-kiss, come to me
I love fluffy and slightly prickly ones
Why are you sitting alone? Why are you whining?
Lock goes down-down, or else I’ll smack you