El Webón English Translation Lyrics by Luis Alfonso
And today I come partying and feeling great
Aña-nay
Look at me where I am, proud mountain man (Oh, absolutely)
Strutting on the red carpet, dressed in style, pure Louis Vuitton (Gorgeous)
My mom praying for me, while I’m out there hustling
That’s what she’d say, while I was grinding in the street
Twenty pairs of new Air Force Ones (In every color)
What I’ve got, I owe no one
I can afford octopus and caviar, but I’d rather have rice and eggs
Every month a new car
What I’ve got, I owe no one
I can afford octopus and caviar, but I’d rather have rice and eggs (Ah, delicious)
Go ahead then, quick, I’m right behind you (That slowpoke caught up)
Used to be on a bus, now it’s a plane (That slowpoke caught up)
Always a wild sheep, not a gentle lamb (That slowpoke caught up)
I don’t pay rent anymore, I’ve got a mansion (The slowpoke’s little house)
Beautiful, beautiful
Here I come, good sir!
Get it going, that slowpoke’s caught up
Uh
Today I got a gift, an Amazon parrot
Paid a pretty penny ‘cause it speaks in several languages (What?)
I’ve got the DeLorean parked for any traffic restrictions
And a five-legged horse waiting in the stable (Exotic)
They all gave me dirty looks when I asked for leftovers,
Turns out I was in Paris next to the Eiffel Tower (Oh, what a shame, dang…)
Go ahead then, quick, I’m right behind you (That slowpoke caught up)
Used to be on a bus, now it’s a plane (That slowpoke caught up)
Always a wild sheep, not a gentle lamb (That slowpoke caught up)
I don’t pay rent anymore, I’ve got a mansion (The slowpoke’s little house)
Thanks a lot to my old lady for all those prayers (That slowpoke caught up)
Anyone who wants pork rinds, raise your plate (That slowpoke caught up)
Stir up the custard (That slowpoke caught up)
I want beer, aguardiente, and rum (Pour a drink for the slowpoke)
And that slowpoke’s caught up!