El Hombre Casado English Translation Lyrics by Kidd Keo
Gentleman, are you married?
Of course, yes, I’m married, and you?
Of course, yes, I’m married
Well, we’re both screwed (Keo)
Go wash the dishes, go mop
Yeah
Go cook, go iron
This is Rockport Espacial 3, yeah
Go wash the dishes, go mop
Go cook, go iron
Yo, go wash the dishes (Ah), go cook (Ah)
A married man is for the house and nothing more (Nah)
He doesn’t speak, doesn’t look, and can’t touch (Shh)
The wife catches him and puts him to clean (Ah)
From home to work, head down
And if he talks to someone, it better be a man (Uh)
She can’t be pretty or good-looking
And I don’t want you talking if it’s a young lady
The married man is useless
He’s useless
The married man is useless
He’s useless
The married man is useless
Ha
The married man is useless
A married man is for the house and nothing more
A married man is for the house and nothing more
A married man is for the house and nothing more
How does it go? The married man is useless
Because (Yeah)
The married man is useless (No)
The married man is useless
(They check your phone at night without you knowing, so sing)
The married man is useless
The married man is useless
If they ask about every person you follow (How’s that? Yeah, yeah)
The married man is useless (He’s useless)
The married man is useless (He’s useless)
If they don’t like you hanging out with your friends, haha
Then
The married man is useless
The married man is useless
He’s useless (Ah)
He gets nervous if he lies
The married man is useless
They call him all day long
The married man is useless
After midnight, after being online
The married man is useless (No, he’s not useful)
You can see the fear when she looks at him
The married man is useless
Jealousy comes out when he talks to her friend (Ah)
He works all day just to sneak out
And even though she finds nothing, she always investigates
With so much arguing, all he feels is fatigue
Baby, give me space
Suffocated, I don’t even have money for a Casio
I work all day, and you’re at the gym
Then I come home, and you don’t even pay attention to me
The married man is useless
The married man is useless
The married man is useless
The married man is useless
How does it go, ah?
The married man is useless (No, he’s not useful)
The married man is useless (He’s useless)
All my married men out there, what’s up?
The married man is useless (No, he’s not useful)
The married man is useless
If they’re toxic or don’t want to admit it, how does it go?
The married man is useless
The married man is useless
(Especially if they’re still talking to their ex)
(Like they’re still really friends, sing)
The married man is useless
The married man is useless
Yay got the groove
Hahaha, now they’re gonna cancel me
[?] flush me out
This is for all my married men, for all my married men
Gang shit