They ask me if I’ll ever change
That I’ll never get anywhere
That I don’t know what, “Just stop already”
That my liver’s going to burst
They know well that I was only born to drink
Someday I’ll calm down, but you’ll see that
On the day I get married
And that’s a long way off
For the wild times, I’m for rent, I’ve got experience with parties
I’m very good at it, also at emptying coolers
For tonight, I’m on promotion
For the wild times, I’m for rent and ready to go anywhere
Students get a discount and I’ll get whatever I want
For tonight, I’m on promotion
Who’s up for renting this guy?
For the wild times, I’m for rent, I’ve got experience with parties
I’m very good at it, also at emptying coolers
For tonight, I’m on promotion
For the wild times, I’m for rent and ready to go anywhere
Students get a discount and I’ll get whatever I want
For tonight, I’m on promotion
Who’s up for renting this guy?