Burning some good herb
With a few extra drinks
I started to think
That I’m not doing too bad
It can always end up worse
I’m handling it the best
Way the heart can handle it
The night is perfect for crying
Over the one who doesn’t love me
But she’s already gone anyway
Maybe if I go out, it will get better
And for love, I’ll become that jerk
That I never used to be
Watch out, here I come
My kisses won’t be just for one anymore
My bed is ready to welcome wild ones
The schedule is open, there’s time for all
Just don’t get attached or talk to me about feelings
My eyes won’t be just for one anymore
If you want caresses, call me anytime
If when you’re good, they cheat on you
For this broken heart, I think I have the remedy
If someone tells you that I became a jerk
Tell them I became a jerk and a half
Maybe if I go out, it will get better
And for love, I’ll become that jerk
That I never used to be
Watch out, here I come
My kisses won’t be just for one anymore
My bed is ready to welcome wild ones
The schedule is open, there’s time for all
Just don’t get attached or talk to me about feelings
My eyes won’t be just for one anymore
If you want caresses, call me anytime
If when you’re good, they cheat on you
For this broken heart, I think I have the remedy
If someone tells you that I became a jerk
Tell them I became a jerk and a half