I’ve been to the doctor six times
And he keeps telling me I’m doing great
But it seems to me
Oh, that doctor is very unprofessional
And I’m tired of that
So I self-diagnosed
That I have a very strange problem
Called “You’re far away and I miss you”
That I have a very rare bacteria
Called “I can’t forget your face”
A disease I don’t quite understand
Of wanting to say “I love you” and being afraid
That you won’t say “Me too”
That you won’t say “Me too”
Maybe I don’t want them to find a cure for what I have?
Because if they take away that disease, I’ll die
And I’ve already resigned myself, I don’t want treatment anymore
If I’m lovesick, then let me remain sick
And I’m tired of that
So I self-diagnosed
That I have a very strange problem
Called “You’re far away and I miss you”
That I have a very rare bacteria
Called “I can’t forget your face”
A disease I don’t quite understand
Of wanting to say “I love you” and being afraid
That you won’t say “Me too”
Oh, don’t say “Me too”
No, don’t
Oh, don’t say “Me too”
That I have a very strange problem
Called “You’re far away and I miss you”
That I have a very rare bacteria
Called “I can’t forget your face”
Oh, a disease I don’t quite understand
Of wanting to say “I love you” and being afraid