Lo siento mamá English Translation Lyrics by Bb trickz
Sorry, mom, I know I’m the worst
I know you don’t like me smoking, but, screw my lung
I know you don’t like me messing around, but, screw the condom
Damn, I really am the worst
I don’t dress like a slut, mom, it’s just hot
She used to tell me at eleven, I’d come home at noon the next day
Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
I’d forge my grades, she’d call me “crybaby” when she hit me
I didn’t expect that sandal
Damn, don’t pull my hair!
I couldn’t do anything about it
My dad wasn’t there to mediate
I want Frosties, don’t want Kellogg’s
Don’t want to play piano, mom
Don’t throw away my joints, mom
Don’t come to the school, how embarrassing, mom
They know I’m underage, it’s all good
Oh, you know what I’ve been through
Screw you, dad, where the heck are you?
My house, don’t you know how to call?
I was born at the Hospital del Mar
And my dad was out there shooting up
Probably high on pills
And there I was, being born, you know?
Coming out of a vagina, literally
You put me through hell
But now I’m a soldier, my heart is made of metal
My boyfriend’s a soldier, we’re made for each other
Oh, you know what I’ve been through
Ah, screw you, dad
When I was little, I didn’t watch Teletubbies
We watched real movies
With real boobies showing
And we watched Friends
And when they broke up, I didn’t cry
I told my mom I was happy
Thought it meant two Christmases, but it was just one
My dad doesn’t have a single one
For my birthday, he gave me a can of Coca-Cola
Thought it was a joke, oh, it was Dr Pepper
There were actually six cans for my 12th birthday
And at the traffic checkpoint, he broke the barrier